How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.