How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry