How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.