How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee