What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.