What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife