What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52