How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.