What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!