What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!