How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke?

No, you're the joke :3

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.