How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

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What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.