How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.