Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D