Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke?

No, you're the joke :3

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !