Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !