Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill