What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

Mime Jokes More Mime Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.