What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

Mime Jokes More Mime Jokes

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.