What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?

No comment.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.