mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!
I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.
Punch line in comments)
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Tough getting by these days .
Because actions speak louder than words.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?