Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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