Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.