Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What did Adele's chicken say?

Hello from the other side...