Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...