Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

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Half a cat.

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

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When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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they only had 2 trucks

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Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.