Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks