Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks