When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.