When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!