Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Declaration Jokes More Declaration Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Terrible Joke Jokes More Terrible Joke Jokes

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

World Trade Centre Jokes More World Trade Centre Jokes

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

What do you call an ant from overseas ?

Impartant

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.