Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.