Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

World Trade Centre Jokes More World Trade Centre Jokes

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Declaration Independence Jokes More Declaration Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.