Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

World Trade Centre Jokes More World Trade Centre Jokes

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Declaration Jokes More Declaration Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that