Declaration Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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Custom Jokes More Custom Jokes

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

Industry Standard Jokes More Industry Standard Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

War Jokes More War Jokes

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Independence Jokes More Independence Jokes

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?

Mercy !

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

Declare Jokes More Declare Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*