Declaration Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Independence Jokes More Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Industry Standard Jokes More Industry Standard Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

Custom Jokes More Custom Jokes

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms