Declaration Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

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Declaration Independence Jokes More Declaration Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Declare Jokes More Declare Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Industry Standard Jokes More Industry Standard Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.