Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
