What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!