Racket Jokes

Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?

Because everyone's making a racket.

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Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

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He was making a racket.

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Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

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Just receding.

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He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Annette.

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GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Halfghanistan.

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He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Because Freedom Rings.