What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Wade Jokes More Wade Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.