What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

from a well, actually.

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

Wade Jokes More Wade Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.