What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Wade Jokes More Wade Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.