What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur