What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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Anne hath a way."

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I stand corrected." -From

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Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39