What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur