What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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A: A competent liberal President.

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Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

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Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

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a Myfeetasaur

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!