What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From