What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....