What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.