What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.