What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.