How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?

Show me your mussels.