How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.