How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.