How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.