How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.