How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!"

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.