How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.