How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Previous Random Joke Next
Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!