How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"