How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.