How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.