What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso