What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*