What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

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Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

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What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!