What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR