What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

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What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte