Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

Grammar Jokes More Grammar Jokes

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar