Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

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Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Running a Backgroud Check.

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Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..