Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

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Who is driving the car?

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.