Because I ran over it with my car.
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Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
He had a hole in one.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
Red, because it runs the most.
He took his wife for granite.
He wanted to get joint custody.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
A cry for Alp !
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.
She was trying to get ahead !
Try to disable sticky keys.
