Because I ran over it with my car.
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Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
A Rolls-Royce.
See if she can run faster than her brothers.
Because it's past tents
Try picking them up !
offensive) You should try blind dating.
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
A: Because she grew another foot.
Apple Sauce
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
