Neighbor Cat Jokes

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.