Neighbor Cat Jokes

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube