What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist