What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist