What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown