What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.