What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.