Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.