Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.