Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.