What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

How do you make a peanut laugh?

A: You crack it up.

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Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.