What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!