What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS