How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.