How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts