BART: I don't know where my hair starts
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
A: They wanna peek-a-chu.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
He was stoned
The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip
A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Because they're so basic.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Disco Stew!
Bart-enders serve drinks !
Bart.
