Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?

They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.

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What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.