Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.