Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.