Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!