He took a forrest dump.
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A whole chuck-load.
Darth Deciduous
A: Pretty hot
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Whittle by whittle.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
They take the psychopath.
A wooden slipper
Natalie Wood.
Logger-rhythms.
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So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
His hand caught fire.
Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)
I'm not doing that again for two bucks.
A Roamin Catholic.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Mourning wood! :)
mourning wood
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Because they devour wood.
Mourning wood.
His hand caught on fire.
a Stick!
when his hand caught fire!!
You get mourning wood.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"
You get mourning wood
M'hogany
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
A match made in Heaven.
That's a huge axe man!
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)
The psycho-path!
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
Trail micks.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
Mine is morning.
Let me out"
She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
Naughty pine
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
Very exciting
A horse.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
A: Pretty good
m'hogany
Because they wooden go.
Natalie.
Winnies' pooh.
Ankansas though any piece of wood !
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Because bad news travels fast!
Mourning wood
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Santa stops at three hoes.
Dug
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Mourning
Logic.
Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.
Because it was Frigid
By rabbit transit!
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
