What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore