What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

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That's a huge axe man!

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore