What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

What kind of wood doesn't float?

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.