Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.