Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.