Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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What is life?

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.