Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.