Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.