What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !