What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.