What do you get it you cross a porcupin...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.