What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !