What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !