What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !