Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

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What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.