Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.