Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.