What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Dandy Lion Jokes More Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.