What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Dandy Lion Jokes More Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !