How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.