Do I hand my life in
Oh, I can't complain."
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
A leprachaun's undivided attention.
To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!