How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!