Do I hand my life in
Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
A fish
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
His hand caught fire.
Because he has holes in his hands
I don't know, I just click "submit"
Submitting a stool sample.