How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!