How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

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Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you