How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Because today's April full!