How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.