How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack?

They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.