When you ask them "2+2 is ?":
Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.
The outside