How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.