How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

What's the best name for a cigarette company?

TOBA Co