How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

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How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.