How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'