How do you tell the difference between ...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes