How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What is a mosquito's favourite sport ?

Skin-diving !