How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

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What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !