How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite