How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

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How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.