How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

yishan

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.