2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
An elephant with diarrhea...
and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "
Because he screwed his wife!
Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..
It's all about the execution
3/5
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Where my dogs at?
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
A golden opportunity
Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.