2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Half of a cat.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Your girlfriend!
What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Because everything is a steal.
They have nerves of steal.
Nice doing business with you!"
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
