How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection