How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out.

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What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Why did the coke dealer retire?

He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses