How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection