How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either