How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy